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CW: It's so weird...why do you know so many tricks to suppress your gag reflex.
Me: <steady stare>
CW: Oh...uh, I guess you would...
Me: <slow grin>
Me: <steady stare>
CW: Oh...uh, I guess you would...
Me: <slow grin>
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"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy." -
"Do phone sex. Work on your voice!"The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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"I'm glad we're in the same group, because we're the same kinda stupid!""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probablyComment
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Just got this one earlier, off a series of FB posts. Posters are Friend and Friend's Sister:
FS: "Finally home from dropping mom off in (place). I don't think I have ever shit my pants so bad in my life. Nothing like d oing 90mph and golf ball size hail flying at your car. The car is replaceable. Just glad we made it home safely."
F: "If you wouldn't have been going 90, the hail wouldn't have cracked your windshield"
FS: "Well dear brother it came out of nowhere. I slowed down when it started hitting."
F: "Hail comes from the sky."
Nice comeback...
"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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"I need you to kill my knee better!"Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.Comment
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"We decided earlier that Zombies just want a hug and don't know how to ask for them properly."As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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"I want to be the filling in a Johnny Depp & Orlando Bloom sandwich.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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The Toilet said AwwwAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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She is circumcising a banana! It'll never have children again!Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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Men! Electromagnets and Tow Trucks! Vacuum Chambers! I've got a Spoon!As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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My phone is underneath a pirate boat!Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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It isn't the fact he was watching adult entertainment in a public place.... it was worse coz it was really bad stuff! At least have some taste!I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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"Don't put the whole thing in your mouth!!!!"
(*heard my neighbor yelling this earlier...)When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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The bladder is the Navi of the body "Hey listen, hey listen"Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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"I'll warn you, don't try to help me put up the tents. There is only one person I haven't lost my rag with whilst putting up a tent."
"no way, I'm going to be 'you doing man stuff, me leave you alone now...' I do have a brain you know..."I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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