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Said by my brother who spots an Orange car. "You know I don't think I could drive an ornish car." (No..that is not a misspelling..to this day we don't know what ornish actually would be).
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Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong. -
"Don't look at me like that, I didn't know it would turn to that colour."Comment
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I wanted you again but it stopped leakingAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)Comment
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His steel balls are up around my throat.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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I just got toed!Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
Supernatural 9-13-05 to forever
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You'd be the type of girl that would be *makes sounds of an engine revving and hand motions of shifting gears in a manual*
Hell yeah!Driver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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It's my sisters horn!
That sounds like a country song *sings* I'vee got my sisters horrnFinal Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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Hubby: "I don't understand why you want to take her along on walks."
Me: "Why?"
Hubby: "She's a guinea pig."
Me: "So?"
Hubby: "I shouldn't have to say more than that. That's the problem."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.Comment
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Of course, you get it... you get the dubious pleasure of arguing about a LOT of things. Also, people are idiotsDriver Picks the Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cakehole.
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I actually keep a journal of awesome out of context quotes. Let me find some of my favorites.
"Death doesn't turn you into a werewolf, Hina"
"How big should thest balls be? Ew! Ah! They're all gross and squishy!"
"Ahh! Did you just hit me with a pudding?"
"Are golems illegal? Because we would make a lot of them... We could call them Friendgees. Like friendly, but better."
"I love tin tits!"
"See, now I have to tell you an interesting fact about gay porpoises!"
"I said, "I don't need a credit card to buy your balls." I DO need a crack whore. A crack whore is essential to the process."
"Yeah well our legs are toasty warm. Stick that in your bag and chew it!"
"Nazis! They always ruin your heartfel moments!"
"I"m glad I could cock block for justice!"
I have a ton more, but i think that's good enough for now. Tell me if you want more.Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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It's got religion I need to make it atheist.Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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Overheard on the radio:
"Kangaroo Condoms - for the Gland Down Under""When did you get a gold plated toilet?"
"We don't have a gold plated toilet"
"Oh dear, I think I just peed in your Tuba"
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SAFM, Nova or Triple M? (107.1, 91.9 and 104.7 respectively)Quoth raw456 View PostThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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Even in computer game world I can't get away from people who stand still in doorways!!I am so SO glad I was not present for this. There would have been an unpleasant duct tape incident. - JoiComment
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And in a game, you usually can't just shove them out of the way. >_<
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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