"Is it weird that I have a cabinet just for syrups?"
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It's not restless leg syndrome, I just like seeing cats fly from the foot of my bed with no warning...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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"Am I dead yet?"
"I'm working on it.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Pastor: What are some celebrity crushes you've had.
Gay (this is important) friend: <name I don't know>
Pastor: I don't know who that is.
Friend: He's a tennis player.
Pastor: Oh yeah! I know who that is. He can really hit the ball.
Friend: Exactly.
The entire congregation was like this:
The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.
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Friend - I really don't know what I just watched
Me - I know, if I tried to tell anyone who wasn't here they would be like - have you taken too many of your pain meds?As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
(from card I got)
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