Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[bhskittykatt]

"Will you sign my junk?"

[Jay 2K Winger]

"so as you can see that's what caused the casing to become ribbed hard and elongated..."
"...for her pleasure! oh did I just cross into the..... dangerzooooone!?!!!"

"Phrasing!"

[Solacelawlz]

"so as you can see that's what caused the casing to become ribbed hard and elongated..."
"...for her pleasure! oh did I just cross into the..... dangerzooooone!?!!!"

[EricKei]

"It's better. Longer. Thicker."
"Get some friction going."

(note: I don't work at an "adult" anything, I swear!)

[BrenDAnn]

"It's St. Patrick's Day! My favorite holiday ever!"
"Are you Irish?"
"Scotch Irish... Which means my liver is screwed!"