Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Solacelawlz]

"Good googily moogily... the things I'd do to that fine, fine woman!"
"Nooooot really a work topic buddy"
"Good thing we're nooooot working!"


"Daaaaaaaaanger Zone!!!!"
"Um... random! Where'd that come from?"
"Zomg! The ridonculously naughty things that just ran through my mind!"
"Do I even wanna know?"
"Naaaaw son... you don't want no parts of dis shit here Dewey!!!"

[catcul]

"That could use a good blow."

"Wow! They're topless!"

[MelindaJoy77]

"I'm over here at the check out, they can't find the USB code on your glasses!"

[catcul]

"User is unable to open wood document."

[EricKei]

(sung) ~~ "Strangers in my pants -- exchanging glances..." ~~

"Is it raining men?"
"It's not...Too bad for "[Agent A]"
Agent A: "I don't want one"

Week-later edit:
contemplating making a new post...nah...

"Sir, we didn't ask you to take your pants down."

A week later than the week-later edit :
c'mon guys!

"You know what the most important thing I learned in the last four years is? CTRL-Z"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"I don't know what kind of chemical is on these wastebaskets, but it smells really good!"

[BPFH]

"That's not beer."

[EricKei]

'Teach it to love.'

'That would have been a bad typo - I almost called him the L___ Cunty Sheriff...'

'Hero of 4chan'

[BrenDAnn]

"Oh, just tell her to f off already!"

[Ghel]

"If I haven't gotten fired for my mouth yet, then you're fine!"

[catcul]

"Why is when she says 'low hanging fruit,' I keep thinking sexual thoughts."

"There is a penalty for early withdrawal."

"Do not touch my rack."

[Ghel]

"Can I borrow a pen from your junk?"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"I just gave a guy a hoe. Does that make me a pimp?"

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"We're just ensuring future business for the pharmacy. We'll sell people their junk food today, and their insulin tomorrow."

[crazylegs]

You're enjoying rubbing it in my face, aren't you?

[Solacelawlz]

"When I say Hoooo... You say Haaaa... Hoooo...."
"...Penis!"
"...You're the worst."