Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"I didn't even know that was flammable."

[cinema guy]

"What's a baby swan called?"
"Brian."

[NecessaryCatharsis]

It's good to know when you think of little boy penis, it makes you think of me.

[MoonCat]

"No, a three DAY insertion, not a three WAY insertion!"

[catcul]

"I'm going to need the thick one today"

[Ghel]

"This gum says 'intense peppermint.' It's neither intense nor does it taste like peppermint."

[drjonah]

"I hate when it goes in the wrong hole"

[cinema guy]

"This does not require a cock, but must be prepared to take a cock."

[catcul]

"A man has a problem when his mouse balls don't work."

[Ghel]

"I've got beautiful women hanging around me!"

"I was too busy milking up my cows, I can't do everything in one day!"

"My head is empty."
"Your tummy's full, though!"

"Do you want to sit on my lap?"

"It was cheap! And warm!"

[catcul]

Looks like Shawn did Bufy.

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Angelica did Jimmy Lee Smith

[Cookie]

"We want easy entry and penetration."

[catcul]

"I have to go down it wet? It sucked dry."

[Cookie]

"quick! end it before the poop arrives!"

"I found the poop!"

[ShinyGreenApple]

"Ma'am, do you wanna pee your bed?"