Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Solacelawlz]

"so as you can see that's what caused the casing to become ribbed hard and elongated..."
"...for her pleasure! oh did I just cross into the..... dangerzooooone!?!!!"

[EricKei]

"It's better. Longer. Thicker."
"Get some friction going."

(note: I don't work at an "adult" anything, I swear!)

[BrenDAnn]

"It's St. Patrick's Day! My favorite holiday ever!"
"Are you Irish?"
"Scotch Irish... Which means my liver is screwed!"

[Solacelawlz]

"Man... I got dese cheeeseburgers maaan... you want one?"
"They got cheese on 'em?"
-_- "Um... no that buttery yellow stuff on the patty is my non cheese feel good sauce"

[drjonah]

"I need to go wash my hands before I touch myself!"