Non-Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Bardmaiden]

Are you negotiating my dinner?

[Dreamstalker]

This is America! I should be able to get spirals!

[Lady Legira]

Me - Yeah but Peruvian monkeys can't stitch straight

Sis - Yup they are better at doing patterns

[Lady Legira]

*making a heart sign with my hands* I think my heart has tachycardia

[dawnfire]

a girl going down my street on a scooter. "I've lost me house, I know it's number 4" (in her defence she's just moved in and many houses aren't numbered)

[dawnfire]

to my 5 month old after being praised for burping. "enjoy it now while you can you won't get praised for burping for 2 more decades and only if you can burp the alphabet in one breath"

[Bardmaiden]

You sounded just like an educated pirate.

[Jay 2K Winger]

CW: "Jay, who you got? Spurs or the Heat?"
J2K: "....no."

[catcul]

You can't get to Florida naked.

[KabeRinnaul]

"You're nitpicking the editing in a 30-year-old RPG that was released as a cardboard box full of paper pamphlets."

[KabeRinnaul]

"You said it was a big spider, but that was more 'smallish headcrab'."

[catcul]

"We have become hard."

"Do you sleep with Chloe?"

[Dreamstalker]

"Falafel is like f***ing chickpea balls."

[Rapscallion]

"My bum thinks my throat's been cut."

Rapscallion

[fireheart]

"Falafel is like f***ing chickpea balls."

Note to self: make felafel at work