Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Ghel]

"That customer is... spicy."
"Muy caliente!"

[catcul]

"Let's stop the stupidity."

I think we found Evilhomer's new catchphrase.

[Dreamstalker]

"You knew what I wasn't going to do before I didn't do it."

[Dreamstalker]

"Is that the retail-employee version of condoms in your wallet?"

[Ghel]

"My memory's so bad, I cooked the same pizza 3 times, for 6 hours each time. It was really bad!"

[catcul]

"[Project Manager] would kindly remind you to get off his lawn and get back to work, you whippersnappers."

[workerbee222]

"Every day I say to myself, 'I'm not going to drink when I get home.' "

[Ghel]

"What's a Beetlejuice?"

[Dreamstalker]

"I can flip people off in five languages."

[Dreamstalker]

"I don't know whether that's horrifying or hilarious."
"Horrifying that it actually happened, hilarious that he happened to be the one to do it."

[Ghel]

Unironically: "See you next Tuesday!"

[Dreamstalker]

"I don't think 'Honda Shitbox, Touring Edition' fit in the description box."

"If anyone saw what I just had to do, the safety audit would be an insta-fail."

[drunkenwildmage]

'Welcome to shitshow Monday!'

[Ghel]

"What are they going to do? Fire me?"

[Dreamstalker]

"Does that still count as a bad idea if it worked?"