Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"I don't think this curbside pickup is gonna take off the way [SM] thinks it will. Most of our idiots want to come in, molest the produce, ask stupid questions and abuse us in person."

[Dreamstalker]

(said with an angelic smile) "Well, somebody's being sociopathic today."

[Dreamstalker]

"I don't actually have a job of my own to do here. I do everyone else's job for them."

[catcul]

"I have completed the UFO servers."

[catcul]

"That name could mean blood. We're not that kind of bank, Harold!"

[Ghel]

"When I eat, my nose runs, you know?"
"Yeah!"

[Ghel]

"I just got something that wasn't supposed to be in my nose, in my nose!"

[Dreamstalker]

"I unkilled it!"

[catcul]

"What do you think of the team?"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"I'm getting better at giving blow jobs!"

I traded one gang of sewer-minded gutter trash for another, and I love it.

[Ghel]

"We used to drink this stuff called Steinhouse. 2 cases for $5. We kept it in the fridge at 32 degrees. If you slammed the first 2, it wasn't too bad."

[Dreamstalker]

"A power pose is the only acceptable way to eat a 3 Musketeers bar."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"We finally found Ted's big black vibrator."

"Oh, is that what was making all that noise?"

"Yep."

[catcul]

"You mean I have to wear pants tomorrow?"

[catcul]

"I took your advice from a few months ago."

"You did? What's wrong with you?"