Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"Thank you for calling Ooops!"

[catcul]

"You can conceal the balls, but they're going to notice the long shaft."

[Ghel]

"My brother-in-law died. It was in his house. It was 3 weeks [before he was found]. This money is for cleaning and disinfecting the house."

[Dreamstalker]

"What or who did you have to do to make that happen?"

[Ghel]

"I am a minority as a single white man."

[catcul]

"You do realize that April Fools' Day is tomorrow, right?"

[Ghel]

"I’m going to win the lottery, and then I’m going to marry Melinda Gates."

[Ghel]

"So we went up to the bedroom, got out the needle, and..."

[Ghel]

"It's hard to be good when we're not."

[Dreamstalker]

"If I can hit it with my bum in just the right spot, then it goes in."

[Ghel]

"Don't go to the dollar store hungry!"

[Dreamstalker]

"Do you really think covering that with glitter is gonna stop them from taking it?"
"No, but it would be hilarious."

[Dreamstalker]

"You look like the type of person where if you get bored bad things happen."

[Dreamstalker]

"I don't think this curbside pickup is gonna take off the way [SM] thinks it will. Most of our idiots want to come in, molest the produce, ask stupid questions and abuse us in person."

[Dreamstalker]

(said with an angelic smile) "Well, somebody's being sociopathic today."