Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"...sticks, screws, homeless people..."

[AkaiKitsune]

"Is it in yet? No? What if I push harder?"

[LadyofArc]

"I invigilated all over the exam room!"

[khms]

I wonder if the imparter of this nugget is the same person who keeps causing you double work when they do shit wrong?

Probably because the original says, IIRC,

It's easier to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission

[RealUnimportant]

"It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

I wonder if the imparter of this nugget is the same person who keeps causing you double work when they do shit wrong?

[Dreamstalker]

"It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission."

"I can't call him a f**kwad. That word implies eventual usefulness."

[BPFH]

"No, dammit, give me all the drugs!"

[Dreamstalker]

"Hey, can you un-thingy that thingy?"

[catcul]

"I'll take your sheet."

[Jay 2K Winger]

Them: "I know you probably hear this all the time, but this is very important and needs to get handled right away."
J2K: "You're right. I DO hear that all the time."
Them: "Ha ha ha! But this time, it's actually true."
J2K: "They say that, too."

[Dreamstalker]

"I have no clue if that was an awesome idea or a really horrible one."
"Well, you've got about 15 minutes to figure it out."

[notalwaysright]

"These shells will burn in hell!"

[Lace Neil Singer]

"It's September, so why is it so damn hot today?"

"Because England."

(This is the sequel to my last post)

[Dreamstalker]

"There's a very fine line between 'shoppable' and 'boobytrap'."

[Aria]

via MOC:

Manager: Would you like to do (awful task)?

Me: Do I have a choice?

Manager: Hahaha no.

Me: Then I would LOVE to do (awful task)! Nothing could make my life better!!!

Manager: LOL