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  • Dear Smiley,

    You may want to hold off on that invation until you know you can stand the guy.
    -EQ

    Dear Work,
    WHY Did you promise me 40 hours when you hired me?! WHY?! This week I have 22!! FUCKING 22!! DIAF!!

    -EQ
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • Dear T

      It was awfully sweet of you to introduce me to people, but you did it in a way as if they should know who I am, their slight confusion was worth it though! You are however correct, we should meet for coffee again, it has been too long!

      Crazylegs
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • Dear Cellphone Tower,

        I know the weather's been rainy and freezy. I know you somehow got all mixed up and now I rarely have service.

        Thank you for working tonight.

        But I'm still not going to try any downloads when SEARCHING FOR SERVICE is just a small bump away.

        Trying REALLY HARD not to pitch a bitch,
        RW

        Dear Mom,

        ....you think I draw well? Really? Thanks, Mom. It's appreciated.

        Still don't know how I feel about it, though.

        -Your Son

        Dear EQ,

        Use the newest pic for an avatar if you like.

        -Your Little Bro

        PS: It just now occurred to me I forgot your crown. DAMN!
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • Dear RW,

          I LOVE IT! *fangirl squeal!* Faving it now!

          MUCH Admiration, because I can't draw worth crap,
          -Your Big Sis
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • Dear EQ,

            You love just about everything I draw.

            ZOMFG CONSPIRACY!!!!

            -Needs sleep but also needs to finish cleaning the cabin before D-Day (Ditching-Dodge-Day),
            RW
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • not so dear virus,

              I have had you off and on for the past 10 days. Could you Please go away now? I seriously have not felt this bad in a very long time. If I still feel this bad tommrrow its tot he Dr with you. I don't understand everyone else had it for a week or less. Why so long with me?

              Sick of you,
              mono.
              My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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              • Dear Stupid Man,

                The fact that you are driving a huge car does not mean you automatically have the right of way every single time. I do not like having to slam my brakes on a wet road just cuz of this erroneous belief. Please go home and reread your Highway Code. Oh, and driving a giant car just makes me think you are sadly lacking in the trouser department, and probably everyone else thinks this, too.

                Flipping you off,
                Lace
                People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                My DeviantArt.

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                • Dear Lizziebeff and Patty Moo,

                  I'm glad you guys had fun seeing MetallicA with me.

                  Words can't express how awesome it was!!!!!!!

                  Love,

                  your favoritist sister EVER
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • Dear Life,

                    A little less suck would be appreciated.

                    kthxbai
                    Lioness

                    EDIT:
                    Dear Life,

                    What did I JUST tell you?!

                    Seriously,
                    Lioness
                    Last edited by Lioness Blackfire; 01-14-2009, 12:48 AM. Reason: more suck :(
                    All that glitters has a high refractive index.

                    The meat is rotten, but the booze is holding out.
                    -> Computer translation of "The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak."

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                    • Dear Becks--

                      We MUST do that again sometime!

                      YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

                      --me

                      ***********************************

                      Dear Becks (again)--

                      Thanks for the shirt! I love it!!!

                      --me again

                      ***********************************

                      Dear MetallicA--

                      You were awesome!

                      Maybe someday I'll have enough money to get to see you in different places around the country...or maybe just around WI like I did in 2004. Let's plan on that for the next tour, shall we?

                      --Metallihead me

                      ***********************************

                      Dear Patty Moo--

                      Thanks for driving.

                      There is NO way I could have driven this morning. I owe you something nice.

                      --me

                      *************************************
                      I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                      Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                      • Dear Lizziebeff,

                        You're welcome.

                        However, I think next time YOU'LL be in charge of getting the shirts.

                        Already planning for next time,

                        Becks

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~

                        Dear MetallicA,

                        As always, too kick as for words.

                        Counting down the days until the as-yet-unknown next time,

                        the only person who'd go to see you guys in a Winnie-the-Pooh hoodie

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                        Dear Jester,

                        Please feel free to laugh when you see what I write next.

                        --me

                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

                        Dear Wisconsin winter,

                        -12°????????????????????

                        There's a reason why I have NEVER said good things about you.

                        F off,

                        -me
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • Dear Becks--

                          Next time, Patty Moo and/or Armetan will be in charge of the shirts.

                          That's more then fair, I think.

                          But yeah, hopefully next time I'll have SOME money.

                          --me
                          I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                          Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                          • Dear boss,
                            not that I'm going to complain about more overtime pay... but you promised me a half shift today as overtime rather than a full shift now I'm going to be late to class because I assumed I'd have an entire 5 hours to stop by home to pick up my stuff rather than under an hour

                            sincerely,
                            you better pay me for this, Smiley
                            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                            • Dear Smiley,

                              Wanna trade?

                              Not enough hours,
                              -EQ
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                              • Dear anyone who is reading.

                                i do have the flu says the doc. also i am pregnant. wow.

                                still in shock,

                                monolayth
                                My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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