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"Is it weird that I have a cabinet just for syrups?"
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"Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably -
My backstitch is drunk
The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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It's not restless leg syndrome, I just like seeing cats fly from the foot of my bed with no warning...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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From a chatroom:
Someone else: I want to know you guys secrets!
Me: I'm secretly a large animatronic suit controlled by a family of mice.
(hey, he asked!)
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Could you imagine pauldrons on a spider, there'd be eight of them! I love to see thatFinal Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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We're being weirder then usual tonight
(yes we have a standard level of weirdness
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As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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Chicken Soup Fairy in the Kitchen is my Gong cover bandAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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I'm not worried about you I've seen you odder than this.Final Fantasy XIV - Acorna Starfall - Ragnarok (EU Legacy)Comment
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Dont eat with your mouth full!!!!!
Beware my butt!
Are you ready for cold feet??Comment
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"Am I dead yet?"
"I'm working on it.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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*smirks* "Don't worry, he's just showing your fiancé his joystick."Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.Comment
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Pastor: What are some celebrity crushes you've had.
Gay (this is important) friend: <name I don't know>
Pastor: I don't know who that is.
Friend: He's a tennis player.
Pastor: Oh yeah! I know who that is. He can really hit the ball.
Friend: Exactly.
The entire congregation was like this:
The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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Friend - I really don't know what I just watched
Me - I know, if I tried to tell anyone who wasn't here they would be like - have you taken too many of your pain meds?As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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Cookie...this is totally ot... but i love your church lines....Comment
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The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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