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I do believe I just declared I'd make a deal with the devil for fast internet.
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Ok, someone else is going to have to go on the beer run - I can't find the sidewalk.
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Overheard at the next table at a steak restaruant, waiter talking to diners -
"Sorry you've had to wait so long folks, won't be long now, they're killing the cow as I speak"
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"I don't want to move to Naples! I can't speak German"
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Madness takes it's toll....
Please have exact change ready.Comment
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Pop art pavement bears.Don't tempt pixies, it never ends well.
Avatar created by the lovely Eisa.Comment
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Headdesk. Headwall. Head any stationary object!The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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During Bible study in response to a passage:
I'm pretty sure that's a euphemism for something.The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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You've just got a deadly slapAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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"Waiter, what happened to her cherry? It's popped"
"Is there a football to gay translator?"The original Cookie in a multitude of cookies.Comment
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"Is it fair to do experiments on animals when they communicate telepathically? Why don't we experiment on humans instead?""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira FurlanComment
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In IM to a mutual colleague:
"If A calls and asks you to contact me, you have permission to just give him my cell number. I'm pretty sure I just left him a voicemail with the wifi password instead of my phone number, by mistake, and now the box is full."
Yes, I'm an incurable geek. Sigh.Comment
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Mmmm Tasty, tasty rabiesAs soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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We are the Switzerland of friends.As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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"A 10" Chefknife can be hazardus for your Health."
context prolly not needed.
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"Would you mind if I planted a ridiculously large tree in your opening?"
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - DresdenComment
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Your cutting sword is sober?
(this didn't make sense in context but was awesome)
As soon as I start thinking
That I'm sensible and sane
The Random Hedgehog comes along
And fiddles with my Brain
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My Dad and I enjoyed watching many hours of the Barrett-Jackson Auto Auction on TV last week. One of my favorite moments was this, from him:
"One million, nine hundred thousand dollars for a fucking car? Really? Why the fuck would you do that?"
Which was followed, the next night, by:
"Well, I COULD spend a million dollars at Barrett-Jackson, and not blink."
I love my Dad!
ETA, funny gaming moment. Playing a co-op game w/my oldest nephew, we were fighting a rather large enemy. This happened as he was taking said enemy down, while I was fighting smaller enemies around us:
Me: "Yeah, I'm just gonna be over here, getting axed to death."
Nephew: "K. I'm just gonna--" *goes quiet for a minute when his character kills the big enemy with a sword to the private parts* "Neuter him. Alright then."Last edited by BrenDAnn; 01-22-2013, 03:06 AM."And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--ShakespeareComment
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