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  • Kit-Ginevra
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    Are you allowed to use them in some form of human catapult?Or human skittle alley?

    I have ideas....
    Last edited by Kit-Ginevra; 02-12-2014, 04:17 PM. Reason: added word that got kidnapped

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  • fireheart
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    I'm not allowed to sing "I'm Minted" to the Year 7 students at my school.

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  • EricKei
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    I am not allowed to wear a t-shirt that has a depiction of a single wing with a halo above it, and reads "Jenova's Witness." Is it my fault that people can't tell that's an N and not an H? >_<

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  • Irving Patrick Freleigh
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    And no playing games with a brick in the backroom, or anyplace else on store property.

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  • catcul
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    I'm not allowed into the operating room without putting on special clothing.

    If I don't, I might make the surgeons angry. They wear masks, carry knives, and know exactly where my vulnerable spots are.

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  • Irving Patrick Freleigh
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    The restrooms are technically part of the salesfloor, in that we share them with customers.

    Therefore no cursing in them, not even to holler "Courtesy flush, dammit!" at my co-worker in the stall.

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  • crazylegs
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    I must not embarrass the regional managers in public by proving them wrong with multiple evidence sources.

    (must admit, felt good though when I did it )

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  • fireheart
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    I am not allowed to wear a t-shirt to work saying "Mentula: it's what's for dinner."
    Or any shirt with a variation of that phrase.

    I AM allowed to decorate my namebadge as long as my name isn't obscured (this year's theme: the fishies following the big whale )
    Last edited by fireheart; 02-10-2014, 10:08 AM.

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  • Gilhelmi
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    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
    Go to the alternatives on your playlist....

    Suicide is Painless,They're Coming To Take Me Away Haha!,When I'm Dead and Gone
    I can sing "Amazing Grace" to the tune of suicide is painless.

    So far only one (older, of course) Sargent ever got how dark my joke was.

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  • dalesys
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    Quoth catcul View Post
    I'm sure those will go over really well when I go to the mental health clinic.
    Learn this song: Peace Or Prozac

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  • catcul
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    Quoth Kit-Ginevra View Post
    Go to the alternatives on your playlist....

    Suicide is Painless,They're Coming To Take Me Away Haha!,When I'm Dead and Gone
    I'm sure those will go over really well when I go to the mental health clinic.

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  • Kit-Ginevra
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    Quoth catcul View Post
    Not allowed to play "Friday, I'm in Love" over the PA on Friday at the hospital.
    Go to the alternatives on your playlist....

    Suicide is Painless,They're Coming To Take Me Away Haha!,When I'm Dead and Gone

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  • fireheart
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    I'm not allowed to sing "Spongebob Squarepants" in the Russian Elmo voice.

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  • catcul
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    Not allowed to play "Friday, I'm in Love" over the PA on Friday at the hospital.

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  • EricKei
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    I kinda wish these had come up at a place where I worked, but it never has...

    I am not to tell customers that their computer issue is a PEBKAC or ID10T Error.

    I am not to tell any customers "FYVM" (Fuck You Very Much).

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