Things I am not allowed to do at work.

[MelindaJoy77]

I am not allowed to hum the Jeopardy tune while I'm waiting for a customer to figure out how to use the debit card reader or while I'm waiting for them to fish the exact change out of their purses or pockets.

[prjkt]

Yep, had one of them used on me once. Was kind of disappointed I didn't glow in the dark after being injected with radioisotopes...

[catcul]

Nuclear camera?

It's also known as a Gamma Camera, though the hospital I work for doesn't call it that.

Actually, Sapphire Silk could explain it better than I could since she's a medical worker and I'm a non-medical worker.

[prjkt]

Nuclear camera?

I'm guessing a device that captures images based on a certain band of radiation?

[catcul]

If I'm working on a clergy's computer, I'm not allowed to download SATAN.
"I'm just trying to protect your computer. Honest!"

I'm not allowed to say to the network administrator, "You must be spying on me, because I can see you sniffing my packets."

[purple]

Steve (the sheep) is not cold and does not need to show his team pride so I should stop dressing him.

[fireheart]

I'm not allowed to sing Tim Minchin at work.
No singing Avenue Q at work.

(keep in mind, I work with CHILDREN)

[Seanette]

Nuclear camera?

[catcul]

how about vampires

Maybe

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I'm not allowed to take a selfie with the nuclear camera.

[dawnfire]

I am not allowed to call the phlebotomy staff a "bunch of blood sucking parasites."

how about vampires

[catcul]

I am not allowed to call the phlebotomy staff a "bunch of blood sucking parasites."

[fireheart]

-When the offer for "onesie day" is made at work, I'm not allowed to come to work in leiderhosen.

[bbbr]

Not allowed to compare the typical pallor (grey to pale yellow) of a coworkers skin tone to that of the hand I bashed (not once but twice... D'oh) with a hammer over the prior weekend when asked "how's the hand look".

[fireheart]

Not allowed to come to work dressed as Sumomo.
-Or Chii.
-Not allowed to tell the kids the story of Struwelpeter.

[Solacelawlz]

-jump out a window... no windows!! guess i could use the acme paint brush to create a window on the wall but my skills are sadly not on par yet haha
-streak around the building, possibly up/down aisles idk what it is about this building but it calls to me!
-high fives
-use my google glass!!
-set up a slip and slide down the hall <<< this one pains me dearly!!