Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Ghel]

"We were going to retire our milk cow, but then she gave birth to another calf in a snow bank."

[catcul]

"I don't know what that stuff is on the floor, but I do know I don't want to scrape it off my shoe."

[drunkenwildmage]

"I don't know what I can accomplish with it, I just have to touch it, and feel it... No more then 5 minutes, I promise"

[catcul]

"I did that server after I finished Cumming."

[Dreamstalker]

"Happiness is a new knife blade."

[Mental_Mouse]

"Nice job."
"You pay me to be polite."
"I wish more people understood that dynamic."

Ouch. He's not wrong, but...

[workerbee222]

"Nice job."
"You pay me to be polite."
"I wish more people understood that dynamic."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"He needs to retrace his steps and look between the last pair of legs he was between."


"Just announce on FB that Dick has lost his head and it was last seen in the Grand Canyon. Question is whose?"

[catcul]

"Ah, Jar-Jar."
"That's right. I'm working with Madonna tonight."

[drunkenwildmage]

"lets just shut it off, and see if anyone bitches"

[catcul]

"He didn't get an omelette, but there's egg on your face."

[catcul]

"Calabash? Great, now I want shrimp."

[catcul]

"Who uses 'Greetings & Salutations?'"
"Computer nerd."
"Greetings & salutations, punk."
"Now you're just being creepy."
"Sorry. Greetings & salutations, punk. *click, click*"

[drunkenwildmage]

'Well, that depends on if you want indigestion or diarrhea?'

[workerbee222]

"I'm against all forms of human progress."