Things I am not allowed to do at work.

[RealUnimportant]

Sing Weird Al Yankovic's The Night Santa Went Crazy over the loud speaker.

Don't forget Christmas at Ground Zero!

[Racket_Man]

Sing Weird Al Yankovic's The Night Santa Went Crazy over the loud speaker.

Or you could sing Jingle Bombs

[catcul]

The CEO is visiting our office building today.

Things I'm not allowed to do while he's here:
*wear jeans.
*wear my red dress with green stockings.
*ask him if I can pass as a girl.
*ask him to touch my breast forms and ask if they feel real.
*ask him if he wants me to be his princess.

[TheWolfEmperor]

It could be worse. You could be singing A Terrorist Christmas by James & Kling.

Don't tempt me

Just because we have an employee with a Santa Clause costume does not mean I can show up in my Krampus costume.

[AkaiKitsune]

Just because we are allowed to wear Christmas *sweaters*, does not mean I am allowed to dress up in a reindeer onesie for work... or like the grinch. No matter how entertaining it is for everyone else

[catcul]

Sing Weird Al Yankovic's The Night Santa Went Crazy over the loud speaker.

It could be worse. You could be singing A Terrorist Christmas by James & Kling.

[TheWolfEmperor]

Sing Weird Al Yankovic's The Night Santa Went Crazy over the loud speaker.

[AkaiKitsune]

In my defence, the wording was “pants or skirts optional”. I just interpreted it differently. And I’m utterly shameless apparently.

[dalesys]

The pants are not “optional”

How about the drools?
(Kit can't get all the slaps!)

[AkaiKitsune]

The pants are not “optional”

[AkaiKitsune]

When told I must wear formal wear for work it must be 21st century formal wear.
Definitely not height of the Italian renaissance era formal wear.
Nor can it be formal wear from the Elizabethan era, or any other era.
Just because it wasn’t specified does not mean I can convince everyone it’s a costume party and have everyone wear formal wear from a different era. The boss does not care that I’m not over Halloween or how historically accurate the chosen formal wear is.

[catcul]

Even if it's in a state of Misery?

Why not? As long as he cleans up, we'll be fine.

[Nunavut Pants]

Even if it's in a state of Misery?

[catcul]

I'd like to see Uranus.

[TheWolfEmperor]

Just because Uranus, Missouri is a real place does not mean that I get to tell people where I'm going on vacation.