Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"You're not sucking hard enough."

[crazylegs]

Can you think of a one handed hobby?

[dalesys]

"So, did that scabies lady at least go into the flu shot area before she showed you her tits?"

"I bet she saw you licking your eyebrows and thought you were an aunteater."

[ShinyGreenApple]

"So, did that scabies lady at least go into the flu shot area before she showed you her tits?"

[Dreamstalker]

"I'm sorry, I'm assaulting you with soup."

[bhskittykatt]

"I'm going to lunch. But first I have to find out the color of my sexual aura. This is very important and I can't go on break before I find this out."
(Apparently, it was 'Beast with Two Backs Minty Green')

[crazylegs]

Why are you staring at my crotch?
I'm not, I'm sniffing you.

[rapana1]

"Ply her with Jaegermeister, and then tell her you want a 69 in Boston!"

[NecessaryCatharsis]

We do not use the poke and pray method to determine which wires are live

[April]

Blame the Guatemalans, it's always the Guatemalans

[bhskittykatt]

"You really should stop hitting your wife's tits with yeast and biscuits and stuff."

[EricKei]

"I'll stay right on top of EricKei!"

[Ghel]

"Does it every bother you that you had four girls?"
"No, because if I'd had a boy, he would have been a fa**ot. He would have worn pink, frilly dresses and pigtails."

[scroob]

"Are you a woman?" "Not anymore......"



"here let me move your pants"

[crazylegs]

(Yelled)

WE NEED MORE LUBE!