Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Cookie]

"quick! end it before the poop arrives!"

"I found the poop!"

[ShinyGreenApple]

"Ma'am, do you wanna pee your bed?"

[NecessaryCatharsis]

How many knees do you have?

and

That plan is completely illegal, but at least it's totally impractical

[catcul]

"You can give your package to the clerk, then eat and get gas."

[Shangri-laschild]

"Don't stick the wire into the electrical outlet!"

"Ok you're no longer allowed to say Bit Tits anymore. Let's abbreviate it to B.T."

[Cookie]

"Between now and March, we have cold, super cold, crazy cold, stupid cold, and @#!$ cold."

[rapana1]

"Did you take my Z away?"

"I didn't know so many things were things!"

[Ghel]

CW1: "Is it a big one?"
CW2: "It's a jumpy one!"
CW1: "Get a kleenex!"

[EricKei]

"Come on over for New Year's and watch the balls drop- er, I mean, ball drop...Hm...On the other hand, I've already given you one really bad idea today and gotten you yelled at x.x"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"So, you were an accident?"

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"My eggnog brings all the boys to the yard."

[ShinyGreenApple]

"If it's wet, and it is not yours, don't touch it."

[Deevil]

"She was nice, it was almost like talking to a real person"

[catcul]

"If you think SHI EATA is bad, his server has CUM in it."

[BrenDAnn]

"Here... Scan my wiener."

[ShinyGreenApple]

"Will you two STOP laughing? I don't want to hear anymore laughing, I only want to hear moaning."