Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[BrenDAnn]

"Sometimes, I look at people, and I wonder how the hell they found their way out of the birth canal."

[ParkingWitch]

And then I muttered to myself "Your mother should have swallowed!"

[registerrodeo]

Let the Kermit arm flailing begin

[catcul]

I don't care if you're in the middle of Cumming. You need to get it done now.

[catcul]

These balls are big for mice.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Oh, just grab your nuts and get out of here already!"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"If you'll excuse me, I have to go save Jermy from himself"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"This crib I'm building is named Layla. It's got me on my knees."

[Ghel]

"If I want to go and dance in the street naked, it's none of your business!"

"Put the banana back in your mouth! .... and leave it there."

[bbbr]

"I need more of your rod, come on just slide it on over slowly..."

the things you hear in shipping...

[catcul]

"Does CM = Cash Money Records?"

"It means ct muncher. OH NO HE DIDN'T!"

[Cookie]

"okay, no more nudity from me, I promise."

[catcul]

"How do I get this thing to go from suck to blow?"

"All finished. Oh, it looks like I need a good blow."

[Dreamstalker]

"There is no good way to abbreviate 'coconut' with this."

[bhskittykatt]

Coworker: "How did your cupcakes taste?"
Bartender: "Is that what they call them these days? It took me five years of yoga to get to that point, you know..."