Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Deserted]

Carwash, please.
For here or to go?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm getting rather tired of dealing with other people's assorted dumbassery.

[NecessaryCatharsis]

The zombie apocalypse is going to be a breeze after I've survived the fuckwit apocalypse this long.

[catcul]

"Put them in the trunk along side the bodies."

(I swear I work for a bank, not the mafia.)

[BrenDAnn]

"Are you cheap?"
"That's almost worse than asking if he's easy!"

[NecessaryCatharsis]

"I don't want to keep talking to you, I just keep getting wetter"

[bhskittykatt]

"I am going to take this measuring tape, shove it up my ass, and see how much space I can pull out of it."

[catcul]

"Executed as planned."

[Bandit]

"Get your ass up here and we'll wipe it for you"

[catcul]

"You can go ahead and kill him."

[Ghel]

"I don't care if she's pissed off, as long as she pays her loan!"


"You must have taken niceness pills since this morning."

[catcul]

"We're ready to crap"

[Dentarthurdent]

"My hands aren't big enough to hold that many nuts!"
"*derisive cackling*"
"Nope, just not designed for holding NUTS!"

[CloserToSane]

"You've been a chicken and a terrorist today"

[catcul]

"I just told you not to touch another man's mouse."