Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[MoonCat]

"I'm going to need some alcohol for this."

I need this one on a sign at my desk

[catcul]

"I'm going to need some alcohol for this."

[Dreamstalker]

" 'WTF' doesn't even begin to cover this one."

[Mr. Security]

" i'm seriously upset that I can't try out my new bong when I get home, the police are coming by to serve me a subpena"

[notalwaysright]

"My hands are chicken breasts."

[hyperion]

Just overheard this from 2 of my coworkers

CW1: So tell him on backorder?
CW2: National backorder?
CW1: International backorder!
CW2: How about intergalactic backorder?

[Ghel]

"I've seen the pictures taken with your phone."

[catcul]

"I want him off my rack."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"What is hard must go soft."

[catcul]

"This is red. That means you mishandled my package."

[Ghel]

"...down on my knees, right?"

[BrenDAnn]

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm a bitch about my booze!"

[catcul]

"You can put it in the front. It's more difficult putting it in the back."

[cinema guy]

"What are dogging facilities?"

[greek_jester]

I hate October! Every time I open the fridge I'm staring at a Meerkat's nuts!