Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[registerrodeo]

That's the straw that made the camel crumble

[catcul]

"I'm going to use the bathroom and fill my water bottle. Not at the same time!"

[Solacelawlz]

Legendary Workday!

"Uuuuuuugh.... another meeting? fuuuck me...."
"how you want it?"

"Um... yeeeea.... I can't reduce a body"

"...to my office now"
"Wait... is this for the bathroom sex? Cause I legit told her not to get up there!"
"Uh no... T.O. reports actually, but thanks for that!"

"How do you tell your boss you wanna quit?"
"I prefer the Office Space method... (if ya boss is an S O B, tell em to S H O V E da Jay Oh Bee!)"

"Mind... Blown!!"
"Right in the head and ass!"
"We do love head and asses"
"Dat ass tho!!"

"Holy shit man, how can this be a Monday...?"
"Well ya see yesterday was Sunday and tomorrow is Tuesday... so that means..."
"...omg shut up or I'll eat your soul!"
"Oooohh feisty! Me Likey! Call me Janet, miss Jackson if ya nasty!!!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"All this pink fuzz on my hand, I look like I just fisted a Muppet."

[Solacelawlz]

"wow.. i think she let one go..."
"naaa that was just her breath"
"jeeeeze... i feel sorry for her food..."

[Deserted]

"I'm not McDonald's for vampires!"

"Let he who is without stones cast the first sin."

[Dentarthurdent]

"...eeeehhh, just go ahead and order them. Fuck it. *pause* If you would, please."
"You just said 'fuck it if you would please".
*stony silence*

[Plankton78]

She's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory over dem expensive fancy smelling soaps.

[bloo]

"I know why you don't want me selling my boat. Because I'll be here all the time. Bothering you."

[NecessaryCatharsis]

They don't play fetch or anything, they just sit there. They just sit there being squishy. They're like boobies.

[EricKei]

(Agent C) "GD it, I have to write another murder story?...I should sell murder posters"

(Agent J) "We can do that"

[catcul]

"I'm going to hit those people first."

[EricKei]

"I'm gonna sell Dr. Seuss books and ecstacy"

[Solacelawlz]

"Good googily moogily... the things I'd do to that fine, fine woman!"
"Nooooot really a work topic buddy"
"Good thing we're nooooot working!"


"Daaaaaaaaanger Zone!!!!"
"Um... random! Where'd that come from?"
"Zomg! The ridonculously naughty things that just ran through my mind!"
"Do I even wanna know?"
"Naaaaw son... you don't want no parts of dis shit here Dewey!!!"

[catcul]

"That could use a good blow."

"Wow! They're topless!"