Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[catcul]

"All that's missing is the Russian music."

[catcul]

"That was an obviously counterfeit $20 bill."
"Was it lime green and have a house and train on it?"

[catcul]

"Chip creep is not a guy named Chip being creepy."

[rapana1]

We don't have a shop on every corner! We're not a Starways...or... er.. Subbucks...

[catcul]

"Sap eliminates sticky issues"

[catcul]

"As long as your rack is taken care of, everything will be just fine."

[catcul]

"Will you be here all week?"
"What am I, a bad comedian?"

[Dreamstalker]

"Just let me know when you want me to get you off."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR SWEAT!!"

[catcul]

"I've got Wendy working on mine."

[Ghel]

"You should have read the booklet! 'Main Street barricaded after 4:00.' Get your shit together! And no, you're not going to sit on your frikkin ass from 4 to 4:30!"

[Jay 2K Winger]

(sigh) "Jesus help me."
"Good luck with that. He couldn't come in here. He's a foreign national."

[Ghel]

CW1: "Every third person is turning up pregnant!"
CW2: "It must have been a frikkin' cold winter!"

[drjonah]

"I'm going el homo"

[rapana1]

"I feel like a ping pong ball. Watch me BOUNCE!!"

"It didn't go in the hole right!"

"He said Oh, and I agreed completely."