Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Ghel]

CW1: "You don't know what I have in my coffee this morning."
CW2: "Whatever it is, I want some!
CW1: "I can't give you any - I don't have my pharmaceutical licence."

Different conversation, later:

"... and then he said, 'I got married instead of getting my Harley.'"

[catcul]

"March is coming to an end."
"IT'S MAY!"

[Dreamstalker]

Any drink can be violent, you just have to throw it at someone.

[catcul]

I got you. You people expect me to do my job or something.

[AkaiKitsune]

Squirrel. Squirrels everywhere.

[Dreamstalker]

"Stop looking at me so loud!"

[catcul]

"We've finished Cumming over here."

[catcul]

"I'm glad I had some alcohol to take care of this."

[Ghel]

"I'd rather be bored at home than bored here."

[Dreamstalker]

"That's not panettone, that's sexual harassment!"

[catcul]

"You need to stop bringing in food. Every time I smell it, I want to eat your food. I'm looking at my beef & broccoli and I want a pot pie."

[greek_jester]

Considering some of the jobs I have worked on in the past, "anal" is good.

[catcul]

"I love you, Pooky."
"I'm flattered, but we should keep our relationship professional."

[Ghel]

Wearing sock monkey costume: "It came with bottoms, but it had feet and a butt flap, and I didn't want to monkey with it."

[catcul]

"You don't need to send the other half of the shipping label back to us."
"What do I do with it?"
"I don't know. Throw it away, take notes with it? You could wipe your bottom with it for all I care. If you do use it to wipe your bottom, you definitely shouldn't send it back."