Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[notalwaysright]

"Make sure you're touching all parts of the cake."

[catcul]

"I told you you'd see my package again."

[BPFH]

"Remember, suicide is never the solution. Sometimes, though, homicide is the solution."

[drunkenwildmage]

"Well,I do have glow in the dark balls'

[drunkenwildmage]

"Unfortunately, if I had to take a random drug test right now, I would pass”

[Ghel]

B: "Don't forget there's caffeine in chocolate!"
A: "Oh! Right! I forgot!" (This is the same person as my previous entry on this thread.)

[LadyofArc]

"I will do substance again in October."

(Note: person who made above quote is a native English speaker)

[Ghel]

"I didn't know chocolate had caffeine in it."

[catcul]

"Of course, the one's that's not working is the ugliest."

[catcul]

"What comes after three?"
"Four!"

[catcul]

"What do these donuts taste like?"
"They taste like steroids."

[catcul]

"Here, we have a tough military man saying, 'I broke a nail.'"

[catcul]

"Let the dongle hang down 12 inches."

"We're going to be putting the dongle in the rear."

[Ghel]

"When a customer comes up and I'm busy, I just shove it in my friggin' hole and help the customer."

[Dreamstalker]

"All I need right now are 20 minutes and a hammer."