Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Ghel]

"I'd start with three pounds of meat, since two batches probably won't be enough, and then add six cans of chicken gumbo soup... Make sure you have enough buns, since you don't want to run out. You'll have several batches of sloppy joes with this."

[Dreamstalker]

"Why do I have to do the nipple?"

[Dreamstalker]

"He's useless but he's not."

[drunkenwildmage]

"Did anyone happen to see where her foot went to?"

[Jay 2K Winger]

"I did not set fire to that woman."

[M'oh Less]

"Dammit, I dropped my probe!"

[notalwaysright]

"I've been seeing faces in the muffins for months now."

[Ghel]

"I rescued your banana from the alley."

[Dreamstalker]

"DAMMIT! I need coffee, weed, or both!"
*chorus of "Hell yeah!" from the warehouse*

[LadyofArc]

"Have you been able to put that porn podcast on your phone?"

[catcul]

"I locked him in the vault. Don't worry. He'll be fine."

[Ghel]

"Where's your tights?"
"I tried them on... they didn't fit."

[Dreamstalker]

"Usually the answer's no, but I forced them to make an exception in our case."

[Dreamstalker]

"OK, inspection's over, you may all resume normal illicit activities."

[catcul]

"Look for the large balls."