Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"He's useless but he's not."

[drunkenwildmage]

"Did anyone happen to see where her foot went to?"

[Jay 2K Winger]

"I did not set fire to that woman."

[M'oh Less]

"Dammit, I dropped my probe!"

[notalwaysright]

"I've been seeing faces in the muffins for months now."

[Ghel]

"I rescued your banana from the alley."

[Dreamstalker]

"DAMMIT! I need coffee, weed, or both!"
*chorus of "Hell yeah!" from the warehouse*

[LadyofArc]

"Have you been able to put that porn podcast on your phone?"

[catcul]

"I locked him in the vault. Don't worry. He'll be fine."

[Ghel]

"Where's your tights?"
"I tried them on... they didn't fit."

[Dreamstalker]

"Usually the answer's no, but I forced them to make an exception in our case."

[Dreamstalker]

"OK, inspection's over, you may all resume normal illicit activities."

[catcul]

"Look for the large balls."

[LadyofArc]

"Do you remember where we put the breasts?"

"Do you remember the breasts and how heavy they were?"

ETA: Just for clarity, I do not work with food.

[Ghel]

"It's a team effort! You check the banana, I'll check the nuts!"