Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"That was impressive for all the wrong reasons."

[Aria]

"There's no way searching by name will work. That's the Chinese equivalent of John Smith." pause "I'm Chinese that's how."

[Deserted]

I take risks with myself that I wouldn't take with passengers.

[Dreamstalker]

"I don't want to feel your noodle!"

[NecessaryCatharsis]

Machine is broken. It works fine it just won't turn over.

Um..

[Aria]

Overheard on a Thursday:

"Like you said it's WTF. Yesterday was the W, today's the T and tomorrow's the F."

[scruff]

"I said Celotex, not Semtex!!"

(Celotex is a type of insulation. Semtex is used in making bombs.
I work with Irish builders in England. If you're not either Irish or English, this probably doesn't make sense. Sorry.)

[catcul]

"What do you want me to do?"
"Put your steel teeth in and bite people."

[Dreamstalker]

"Was that a porno audition over the loudspeaker?"

[Deserted]

"In what decade will they figure out where the text cuts off?"

[Sammy7s7]

I don't know how or why but its going to kill you.

[Ghel]

"I was an idiot before you came to work here, and now I'm a genius!"

[Ghel]

"I'm telling you... I mean, I mean, I mean... you know what I'm saying?"

[BrenDAnn]

"Did she just say she likes your buns? What is wrong with her?"

[The Braindead Live]

"Somebody should just go ahead and put a tent on this circus."