Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[catcul]

"I don't want to hear about T's balls."

"You people are sick."

[catcul]

"He wanted us to come in the rear."

[Ghel]

"You were raised Catholic - don't you feel any guilt?"
"No, not a bit!"

[catcul]

"I couldn't get my mouth open."
"I bet your boyfriend isn't happy about that."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

'There's no such thing as chemicals!"

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"Science isn't important because women haven't made any advances in it."

Wish I was kidding about these two.

[BrenDAnn]

"Sometimes, it's easier to let your heart make decisions for you, instead of your head... and then you go to jail."

[Cookie]

"He's totally a back end guy."

[Ghel]

"Do you have a belly yet?"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Hey, where's that....thing to see....how long....things are?"

"*GASP* We can't use that! I would get arrested!"

[drjonah]

'I like to play with things that are soft and floppy'

[Ghel]

"I made 'better than sex' cake, but I forgot an ingredient."
"So it's 'almost as good as sex' cake?"
"I haven't had sex in so long, I don't know if it's actually better than sex."

[ParkingWitch]

Do you really want to piss off the chick that thinks the Marquis de Sade is lacking in imagination?


So the dick-less wonder here . . .

[HawaiianShirts]

Phone rings.
CSR: "Oh, for the love of... NOW who wants to kill me?"

Mispronunciation of the Day:
"Secondary and Tertiary" pronounced as "February and Too-TITCH-er-arial"

[Cookie]

"Nothing says we can't sing kumbaya and make it rain at the same time."

[catcul]

"I hate being in Blue Ball. I'm going to Intercourse."