Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[wynjara]

"Oompa Loompas don't sing country music."

[Dreamstalker]

"How do you spell 'abcesses'?"
"Shockingly, that is NOT the weirdest thing I've been asked here."

[BPFH]

"Nuns having fun? I was killed by nuns having fun?!?"

[Deserted]

"Saying you're in the middle of a female driver makes you sound like a lesbian or a serial killer."

[Dreamstalker]

"Dammit, my wiener just fell on the floor."
*someone starts singing "Detachable Penis"*

[Dreamstalker]

"Are you the Keymaster?"

[Shotgun Chuck]

(OOPS: Didn't realize it had to be current. Too bad, it was gold.)

[Ghel]

"We're not in the business of helping people."

[Dreamstalker]

"OK, NOW you're just showing off. It's not supposed to go that far...and you're not even supposed to have one."

[Ghel]

"No, you can't use whiteout on a legal document."

[Ghel]

"You know how to make labels!"

[Ghel]

"Winter is coming!"
(No, I don't think this person is a fan of Game of Thrones.)

[Becks]

I'm horny, so you must be thinking about asking me for money.

[drjonah]

"I lost my cherry while driving!"

[catcul]

"Just let me know when the printer's finished playing with itself."

What's this black stuff all over the printer?