Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[Dreamstalker]

"Just let me know when the printer's finished playing with itself."

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

"If this is about the lightsaber, I didn't actually break anything."

[drunkenwildmage]

Appeared on dry erase board - "No Smoking the Anchovies!"

[BrenDAnn]

"What are you doing down there?"
"Nothing...just hanging out with cigarettes...shoving it in a hole..."

[Kazim]

"And then she flashed me."

[Ghel]

"We should all go stand on the corner and cheer."

"I gave it [sarcasm] up for lent."

[MoonCat]

"We can't use this photo. If it's the guy on top you want, you can't even see his face."

[drjonah]

'Not yet, but you can go ahead and touch it'

'I'm gonna follow you around and blow it'

[MamaMootz]

"This company is the Titanic, and we are Steerage."

[Tama]

This was posted in the wrong board.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Jesus pelvic-thrusting Christ!"

[Ghel]

"I'm just sitting here, like, fuckin' the dog!"

[bhskittykatt]

*from the work order log* "Deliver Flog"

[Sunshine]

Liam Neesons knees son....Liam Neesons knees on his niece on a Nissan...

[catcul]

"Six inches wouldn't make that much of a difference."