Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend

[catcul]

"There's a hoe lying on the ground."

"What are you doing looking at hoes?"

[catcul]

"Pardon me, madam. What the tiddly-tot are you doing?"

[catcul]

"William Cannon. He must be known for shooting off his mouth."

[Teysa]

"You know what's great for breakfast? Lunch!"

[Ghel]

"Shiny new toy, that's what I am."

[KnittedPuppy]

"It's the foreign pollen that does it, I never get it anywhere else."

[rapana1]

"Well, it's better than a smack in the face with a wet donkey!"

[Dreamstalker]

"Money orders taste better!"

[catcul]

"There is nothing like waking up under a big, dark cloud."

[catcul]

"Did you find your package?"

[dalesys]

Can I go down on the elevator?

Did she ask you to?

[catcul]

"We're looking for a large package."

"I don't want to look in his drawers."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"Damn, it's hotter than Africa back here!"

[catcul]

"I gave my package to the UPS lady then I grabbed a couple of breasts."

[catcul]

"I'll check yours if you check mine."
"What are you checking?"
"I'm checking his dipstick."